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mydumblifesucks

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 514
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mydumblifesucks : My life is so terrible, I created an account here just so I could tell you all about it.
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I'm on the right in my picture. My name's Olu, I'll be 17 in August, I'm 5'8" 1/2, and you should totally message me because I get bored sometimes and I bet you do too.

Things I Like:
Arctic Monkeys
Spaghetti
Hollister
Pineapple & Pepperoni Pizza
Reading
FML (obviously).

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Today... I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain... thanks to looool a very dangerous cluster of cysts on mah ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as mah way of denying him sex and broke up with me 4 "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

#21325566
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34404) - you deserved it (2805)

On 12/27/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by Twysted91 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client , give him all the info he needs , an manage his campaign. This is cuz he fired the "expensive" marketing director an wants me , the intern , to continue his work. FML

#21237282
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35041) - you deserved it (2776)

On 08/14/2014 at 6:31am - work - by givemestrength - United Kingdom (London, City of)

I was walking around school alona an falt somaona tap my back. I laughad an turnad around to find no ona was thara. I falt confusadhan I falt tha tapping again,hich ishan I chosa to yall at tha naarast parson, "What?!" I latar found out it was a looool bottla in my backpack tapping ma. FML

#21112284
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (10472)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." big fat FML

#21112056
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43816) - you deserved it (5727)

On 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm - love - by lax22 - United States (California)

Today, being near-broke, I resortd to sopping at Walmart!! Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a uman being sovd me away from te bacon I was looking at!! I fell, bustd ma lip, ten got screamd at by anoter woman for not watcing were I was going!! FML

#20741232
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (11906)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I got threatend with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. mega FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)



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