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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 651
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mydadpulledout : Must have made this account when I was drunk. When I went to register, it said my email already was being used as mydadpulledout. What the hell?

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Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML


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