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TODAY, I SAW MAH FRIENDS TALKING ABOUT PLANS FIR LATER DURING LUNCH. I WALKED OVER AN ASKED FIR THE PLAN. MY BEST FRIEND OF 12 YERES GENTLY TOOK ME ASIDE, AN SAID "YOU KNOW THAT PERSON IN EACH GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT IS ONLY AROUND TO BE MADE FUN OF? THAT'S YOU." I JUST GOT DUMPED BY MAH FRIENDS. MEGA FML

#942403
141 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by LeftOut (man) - United States (California)

Today, while lying next to me, mah boyfriend smiled an told me, "I really like yur eyes. They're pretty." He looool paused an then finished with, "They really help yur face." FML

#901241
83 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm - love - by ruvru - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday I Was In A Store Using The Only Bathroom There!! After I Was Done, I Realized I Couldn't Open The Door!! Panicked It Locked Me In, I Banged On The Door, And Screamed 4 Help!! The Security And Ahole Group Of People Gathered, Only To Find That I Was Pulling The Door Instead Of Pushing It!! FML

#851826
106 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

#849178
65 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking my littla sistar homa from tha aya doctor. It was raining out so wa wara kind of in a hurry to gat homa. Wa gat homa and about half an hour latar, tha cops show up. Apparantly, somaona saw ma walking my sistar and callad tha cops on ma thinking I was a child molastar. FML

#843077
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On 04/06/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by omgn00blolz89 (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS DELIVERING PACKAGES TO PATIENTS IN THE HOSPITAL 4 MY JOB. MY BOSS GAVE ME A ROOM TO DELIVER TO, AND I DROP IT OFF AS USUAL. BUT MY BOSS GAVE ME THE WRONG ROOM NUMBER. I HAD TO WALK IN, APOLOGIZE, AND TAKE BACK BALLOONS AND A STUFFED ANIMAL FROM A CRYING 6YEAR OLD PATIENT. FML

#819643
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On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today,ile working at a Subway store rigt next to a big ospital , tere was a big line of people all getting tier subs toastd. Witout turning around , I askd te next person in line , "I'll bet you want yours extra toastd?" Se was a burns victim from te ospital. FML

today I met a new client in person fir the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML

#813501
51 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 4:48am - work - by HDCkid (man) - United States (California)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mah long hair cut in a short pixie cut . When mah five year old daughter saw me she laughd and proclaimd 'You look just like a man!' . That afternoon I got a concernd call from the school . My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

#765462
139 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled an said "wow, you r so pretty!" . I smiled back an said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

#737315
79 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 11:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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