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by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by BoldMoveCotton / 06/15/2016 at 5:30pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 4:21am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love
Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML
by sammylynnp / 01/07/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by feelin a lil left out / 01/01/2016 at 3:35am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML
by DesperateToBeDad / 12/31/2015 at 6:57am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 2:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I finally got a promotion at work. Today I also found out that no matter how long I work, no matter how much effort and unpaid overtime I put in for 6 years, my coworkers will be convinced I only got promoted because I'm the CFO's son. FML
by MyLifeSucksSoHar / 10/30/2015 at 9:49pm / United States (Florida) / Money
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…