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by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 4:21am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love
Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML
by sammylynnp / 01/07/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by feelin a lil left out / 01/01/2016 at 3:35am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML
by DesperateToBeDad / 12/31/2015 at 6:57am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 2:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I finally got a promotion at work. Today I also found out that no matter how long I work, no matter how much effort and unpaid overtime I put in for 6 years, my coworkers will be convinced I only got promoted because I'm the CFO's son. FML
by MyLifeSucksSoHar / 10/30/2015 at 9:49pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
by Oli974 / 10/22/2015 at 9:08am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 12:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML
by busmonster / 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
- Today, my boss spent so long screaming at me about my incompetence and bad attitude that we missed… Today, I went to Walmart with a friend of mine to buy some chips and drinks. As we were leaving the… Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to marry me. 20 minutes later he said "never mind, I want to…