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mwali02

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About mwali02 : Nursing
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Either working or studying, laughing at FMLs in between.

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Taday I got a larga anvalopa from a collaga I appliad to aarliar. My mom, axpacting big naws, mada my family gatar round as I opanad it. It andad up baing a lattar of rajaction from not just tat scool, but all 3 campusas of ta stata collaga. fat FML

#21342027
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (2324)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML

#21296872
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47586) - you deserved it (4887)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend kept jiggling mah fat rollshile we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go fir mah boobs instead. He instantly replied, ( But these are bigger... ) FML

#21293369
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35077) - you deserved it (7642)

On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." mega FML

#21291174
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (3019)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Taday I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of mah patients. I told the little grl's mother that she looool needed her flu shots. When the grl heard this she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (3934)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I got a call from a grl I datd long ago , who cheatd on me an got pregnant by another guy , or so we thought . Turns out it isn't his , an she is taking me to court for child looool support . FML

#20986260
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50181) - you deserved it (7259)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45969) - you deserved it (4838)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day after making several comments about how looool I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, ( Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant. ) FML

#20954137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42538) - you deserved it (9577)

On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met an we went to a fancy restaurant . Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, an he decidd to end it by saying "You know, u chew lyk a cow."

#20670019
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41843) - you deserved it (12151)

On 05/17/2013 at 10:59pm - love - by moo... -

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44628) - you deserved it (15142)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minute in, I hered myself asking a question. I then hered snorting and some girl muttering ( dumb cunt ) under her breath. FML

#20524519
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33749) - you deserved it (3896)

On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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