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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2007
  • Number of comments : 388
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About muzy : Who am I, I hear you ask? I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. I'm a pharmacologist, and no, it has nothing to do with pharmacy or agriculture. Now move along before I punch an old man in public.

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Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (7807)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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