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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About murrrrf : Yeah. I'm bad ass. Get over it.

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Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39480) - you deserved it (3261)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

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