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Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38743) - you deserved it (4041)

On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48841) - you deserved it (27539)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I decide to take a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken. Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk and decided to swap it with expired chicken broth. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)



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