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munzapoppa

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2004
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About munzapoppa : We're all in the same Game; just different Levels. Dealing with the same Hell; just different Devils

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munzapoppa's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that if u are bieng mugged, never tell your mugger u are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16400) - you deserved it (32712)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, It Was My First Day On Duty As A Rookie Cop. Everything Was Going Great, An Even The Veterans On The Force Were Warming Up To Me. That Is Until My Mother Cummd Into The Station Carrying A Brown Bag 4 My Lunch. Written On The Bag Was, ( Lunch 4 My Big Boy. I Love You, Pumpkin. ) FML

#18072512
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37877) - you deserved it (5857)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (5912)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today... while at my boyfriend's cousin's brthday party... I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her... "So... is yur brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. big fat FML

#17609422
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (3956)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday...hile standing in line at the video store..!! I happen to notice a very hot young grl on the TV screen..!! and mentioned to mah friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the grl in front of me!! Seems the hot grl on TV was her on a security monitor!! big fat FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10624) - you deserved it (44567)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in dead adoptive father's house. FML

#17609010
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (2184)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today... it was my birthday... and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

#17547713
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, mah wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34146) - you deserved it (4025)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah pet fish did cuz mah drunk father microwavd it. big fat FML

#17362826
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44274) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter,ho is 18, asked mehy the lights on the car still worked. real FML

#17333376
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35812) - you deserved it (9028)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can fine me in his room wearing something sexy . He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (5050)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (27308)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I looool lost mah virginity to the woman of mah dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (11033)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. mega FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50322) - you deserved it (14841)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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