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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mumblemore : hey, I'm a Disney fan who wears black nail polish in a contradiction to my personality :) I love nature and am sort of a hippie, also im a huge Legend of Zelda and Harry Potter fan...anyways, message me if you want to talk :D

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Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25367) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

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