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  • Town/Country : Browns Bay, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About muhhgv : I spend most of my time on the Internet or dying my hair or fixing my wig. I love Harry Potter, supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. And i just bought professional grade bleach so im probably going to be bleaching my hair a lot now.

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muhhgv's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (12970)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (6175)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

#21499606
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (3460)

On 12/03/2015 at 7:52am - intimacy - by snortingspunk (woman) - South Africa

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with: "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

#21478117
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24542) - you deserved it (2547)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

#21474057
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (2114)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

#21473001
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32174) - you deserved it (5758)

On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

#21472629
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

#21472551
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25678) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

#21471997
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11402) - you deserved it (26093)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by stardustveins (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29278) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

#21463707
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (4693)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (1601)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

#21419713
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (6346)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm - kids - by Cammi0 - United States



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