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  • Town/Country : Browns Bay, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About muhhgv : I spend most of my time on the Internet or dying my hair or fixing my wig. I love Harry Potter, supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. and I'm currently making (not writing, making) a book for my friend.

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Visits<b>chris9O</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:49am<b>maegs19</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 12:40am<b>vaxd</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 8:15am<b>spencer3000</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 2:34am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:34pm<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:47pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 2:38am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:04am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 6:36am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:19pm<b>muarif</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:08pm<b>rgarz1</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:05pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:13am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:19am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:18am<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:36pm<b>PDSot</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:29am<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:52am

Fucked!<b>maegs19</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 6:47pm<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:20am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:30am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:09am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:16am<b>Savage_Catalyst</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:35am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:52am<b>pizzzzza</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:14am<b>Mattyboy123</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:46am

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muhhgv's favorite FMLs

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (1464)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

#21419713
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27387) - you deserved it (6174)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm - kids - by Cammi0 - United States

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (4646)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

#20528184
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38673) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

#20524817
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (3720)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (36815)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (3965)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

#18172214
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (11491)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42571) - you deserved it (8739)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33144) - you deserved it (8437)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

#14463925
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (12977)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15458) - you deserved it (80575)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (34688)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (3742)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (180509) - you deserved it (9305)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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