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  • Town/Country : Browns Bay, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

#21419713
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26478) - you deserved it (5673)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm - kids - by Cammi0 - United States

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33002) - you deserved it (4243)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18403) - you deserved it (36778)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

#18172214
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30391) - you deserved it (11478)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32185) - you deserved it (8315)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
186 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

#3875219
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49459) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - health - by coffeeburns (man) - United States



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