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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mugu : I come here often to relate to other people's unfortunate mishappenings cuz I myself have a complex and intricate life (to say the least).

I sometimes shake my foot when I sit, nod my head when I don't pay attention, and I watch your hands move when I should be listening to you speak. I like mimicking your speech pattern and taking on your body language. I thrive on the weird stuff you do.

Also, if you lurk my profile more than three times, I will assume you're a pervert and/or organ harvester of some sort. Then, I'll send you a message with fantastically explicit references to necrophillia. BOOM.

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