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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (22 years)
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About muffinstuff97 : Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world, that took a midnight train goin anywhere... Y'know, the usual girl. Nbd

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31939) - you deserved it (6421)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39810) - you deserved it (11520) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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