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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (21 years)
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About muffinsareyummy : i'm kayla. i'm a girl. i like hockey. diehard capitals fan for as long as i can remember. ocho-veckin > crysby.

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Today, I called mah dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with mah associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay 4 the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (4246)

On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I lerened that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

#9041294
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today I was talking to an ex who I still love . He told me how much he wanted to see me how much he missed me and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house . I mentioned Saturday and he said ( I can't I have to take mah fiancée to looool the doctor's to fine out our baby's sex . ) FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

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217 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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