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muffinsareyummy
  • Town/Country : DC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (20 years)
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About muffinsareyummy : i'm kayla. i'm a girl. i like hockey. diehard capitals fan for as long as i can remember. ocho-veckin > crysby.

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Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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