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mstoffel

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  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About mstoffel : Hi! I'm Michael. I am the assistant service manager of a computer store. I'm going to college and I love electronics and programming. I enjoy playing sports and music. I also enjoy meeting new people. Feel free to message me anytime.

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Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (38276)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47793) - you deserved it (5753)

On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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