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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1096
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

#185358
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86566) - you deserved it (3904)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

#172580
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54183) - you deserved it (15491)

On 03/01/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by Ashley J. (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

#45880
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41059) - you deserved it (2770)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by kolgate (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

#13946
47 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
62 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
62 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35574) - you deserved it (61880)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21889) - you deserved it (36304)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7007) - you deserved it (61688)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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