Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

msmedistyle

Offline (yesterday at 5:09pm) | Search for a member

msmedistyle

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

msmedistyle's page activity

Visits<b>colemarie10</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 6:20pm<b>jemiller226</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 5:12pm<b>LordGoober</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:59pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 12:18am<b>ironhead</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 5:04pm<b>kylu7373</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:45am<b>Inurbusiness123</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 10:56pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 5:23pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:24pm<b>Lebeaugars95</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 9:30am<b>NicotineKisses</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 8:29am<b>XDerpie</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 3:22am<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:34am<b>YouMadBra</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 10:13pm<b>wanderluststars</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 9:17pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:28pm<b>MKUltraPRISM</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:19pm<b>1tsmenoah</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 7:58pm

msmedistyle's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of msmedistyle's badges

msmedistyle's favorite FMLs

Today, after working a double shift, I got home to total pandemonium. My dogs had crapped all over the house, my kitchen was soaking wet, etc. My mother, who just moved in with me, was sitting on the couch, saying she had no idea what happened. FML

Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML

#21327916
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (11920)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm - love - by lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49350) - you deserved it (5588)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45697) - you deserved it (11018)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43395) - you deserved it (5877)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60975) - you deserved it (20316)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (5918)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

#20506870
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (8530)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: