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Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today , I got a birthday package from my parents . It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago , along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out . FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by chrono19 - United States (Washington)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML


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On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I found some Nesquick Cocolate Milk mix in ma pantry wic sounded good. Wile making a glass... I got angry because not all of te mix would disolve. Frustrated... I downed te drink. Wen I finised I looked in te glass and realized te mix tat wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by ChocoMilkManG (man) - United States

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