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mscutie_pie
  • Town/Country : California, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 73
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Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59190) - you deserved it (2132)

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