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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today Mah Wife's Pregnancy Hormones Got So Bad That She Freaked Out And Threw A Tantrum Accusing Me Of Always Making Important Decisions For Her. All I Did Was Get Her Some Food From Taco Bell As A Surprise. FML

#20912485
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (5103)

On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkd in on girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me 4 not knocking. FML

#20893002
123 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

I STARTED MY NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT I REALLY LIKE. AS I WAITED ON MY FIRST CUSTOMER , I SUGGESTED THAT HE TRY THE APPLE PIE , BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVOURITE. HE LOOKED UP AT ME AN SAID , "YEAH? FIGURES! LAY OFF 'EM , PORKY!" FML

#20891546
104 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML

#20888582
193 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE MOUTH WHILE EATING A GO-GURT . I WAS EATING IT BECAUSE I'D JUST HAD WISDOM TEETH REMOVED . FML

#20886516
88 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the mother of one of my students bitchd me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. big fat FML

#20870380
126 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work . Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am . They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars . They suck . FML

#20867437
72 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... I HAD TO FINALLY ACCEPT THAT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDERHEN I CAUGHT MYSELF CHECKING FIR THE NUTRITION FACTS AND CALORIES ON MAH SHAMPOO. FML

#20864106
85 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)

Today hile on vacation I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

#20863583
57 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom visitad mah naw apartmant fir tha first tima. I was showing har tha badroom, whan sha lookad into mah opanad sock drawar and said, "Using Durax, ah? Yaah, you wara born 'causa a Trojan split." maga FML

#20852599
82 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)

Today, looool I movad into my univarsity dorm a waak bafora classas start!! Evaryona kapt giving ma ward looks as thay watchad ma mova my stuff in!! Finally, ona of my dorm matas askad ma if I knaw that school had actually startad last waak!! I didn't!! FML

#20848839
117 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:31am - work - by Kingofbosses (man) - United States

Today , as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast , I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch!! I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs , too scared to go down , or even back up , because our stairs creak!! FML

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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