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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mrzombielot : Life is worth living for jesus, sophomore. Skater and basketball star. Don't ever love this cruel unfair world of ours.

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mrzombielot's favorite FMLs

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45131) - you deserved it (2778)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

#20984907
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45264) - you deserved it (3708)

On 12/08/2013 at 11:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

#20980172
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40768) - you deserved it (2935)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:50am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

#20979023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41325) - you deserved it (6355)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

#20935542
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56106) - you deserved it (5355)

On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

#20932303
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39042) - you deserved it (5871)

On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

#20917903
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (24020)

On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

#29334
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16081) - you deserved it (33685)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)



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