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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 169
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mrzombielot : Life is worth living for jesus, sophomore. Skater and basketball star. Don't ever love this cruel unfair world of ours.

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mrzombielot's favorite FMLs

Today... I am sitting next to a guy who very clerely has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45158) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I asked girlfriend what she loves the most about me . She said it's the fact that I look lyk her cousin . FML

#20984907
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45289) - you deserved it (3711)

On 12/08/2013 at 11:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a ( liposuction telemarketer ) but forgot to press *67. FML

#20980172
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40796) - you deserved it (2936)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:50am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the nieghborhood kidsho have been ding dong ditching me fir years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell , they decided to start egging me instead. FML

#20979023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42672) - you deserved it (6536)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today, I remindd mah husband that I was on mah period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kickd in an he stuck his hand down mah pants while we were going to bd. I was wearing a maxi pad. mega FML

#20935542
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53657) - you deserved it (5355)

On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Had My First Interview In Over A Year. I Panicked And Passed Out. FML

#20932303
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39062) - you deserved it (5873)

On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

#20917903
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42574) - you deserved it (24037)

On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML

#29334
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16102) - you deserved it (33721)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)



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