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mrsbkaulitz
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1486
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mrsbkaulitz : My name is Natalie and I'm born in August and I don't believe in any religion, but my name means "born on Christmas Day", and I'm not born in the winter or Christian. Lots of bad things happen to me every day but I love reading others' difficulties. (:

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Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7048) - you deserved it (24552)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

#9021346
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6187) - you deserved it (29335)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

#8921523
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (2905)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22758) - you deserved it (2900)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

#8466183
240 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34646) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

#7967999
80 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

#7782514
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28895) - you deserved it (5274)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56932) - you deserved it (5661)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

#7540376
91 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6552) - you deserved it (26205)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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