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mrlucky4444
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 11308
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11393) - you deserved it (54814)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39881) - you deserved it (4007)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

#9175819
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (16624)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
306 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

#9157447
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22351) - you deserved it (3974)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
145 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

#9149422
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30819) - you deserved it (3492)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by LG (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
209 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
109 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
442 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

#9124871
103 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Stella Grubner -

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8559) - you deserved it (34182)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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