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Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53262) - you deserved it (3784)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (4636)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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