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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrbenwilson : just a guy stuck in iowa with a scholarship

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Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52926) - you deserved it (8361)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday mah boyfriend told me that the only reason he putted me through so much heretache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28479) - you deserved it (4632)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a packad stora whan I startad to faal faint. Sinca I was quita far along in tha quaua, I triad to hold out until I raachad tha front of tha quaua. Good naws: I succaadad. Bad naws: I than faintad at tha countar, hit mah nosa, and shit mysalf. fat FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by everyonewasstaring (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wantd me as she pulld closer an closer. Eventually she pulld me in an lickd mah ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break yur collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62654) - you deserved it (7244)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)



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