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mrbasilio

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

by littlegirl / 05/07/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

by interviewed / 09/16/2009 at 6:37am / United States / Work

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

by julieb / 05/23/2009 at 1:04am / United States (New York) / Kids