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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML


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On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - work - by interviewed (woman) - United States

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

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