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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
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I agree, your life sucks (61028) - you deserved it (9193)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61028) - you deserved it (9193)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61028) - you deserved it (9193)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47183) - you deserved it (11941)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)



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