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by grreeatttt / 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
by amg85904 / 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by iFail / 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by embaressed / 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by thesporkhop / 01/25/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by insearch4i / 01/22/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Arizona) / Geek
by Camm. / 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (New York) / Love
by liltravol23 / 01/15/2009 at 6:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I went for an operation. Only to walk out with my gallbladder still there and the news I am… Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the… Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.…