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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5376
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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mpsteve137's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7229) - you deserved it (28563)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (5678)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (8035)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12046) - you deserved it (29660)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

#2522
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17781) - you deserved it (3407)

On 01/25/2009 at 11:47am - love - by thesporkhop - United States (Nevada)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48829) - you deserved it (9075)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13778) - you deserved it (25663)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (1613)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20665) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10828) - you deserved it (73033)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (4734)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22753) - you deserved it (5870)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51695) - you deserved it (4434)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27484) - you deserved it (8544)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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