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moulchlo

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 217
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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moulchlo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27981) - you deserved it (2563)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29241) - you deserved it (2692)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18215) - you deserved it (34475)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

#19770940
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (2882)

On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (501893) - you deserved it (31077)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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