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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


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Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML


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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML


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On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realized I forgot to submit the assignment and missed the deadline. I now have to tell my group that we automatically failed. FML

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