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by youdontknowmewhy / 06/29/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by thatguy8878 / 06/26/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML
by IHateSchool-.- / 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States / Work
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto saxophone, knowing that no matter how much I loved it, I'd be able pay my rent with the money. As I pulled it out of its case, the neck strap broke and I dropped it, breaking the bell beyond repair. Now I'm poor AND depressed. FML
by clumsyandpoor / 12/02/2014 at 11:05pm / United States (South Dakota) / Money
by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Ltsdragons / 11/10/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
by badessaymyass / 04/17/2014 at 3:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML
by fuckyouharddad / 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm / United States (California) / Kids
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told… Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old… Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved…