About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.
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by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Nowajerk / 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by jriese444 / 12/23/2011 at 10:45am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…