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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28321) - you deserved it (7784)

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