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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 August 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 288
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About moondoggie : Hey, I'm Alex. I'm a gamer addict an am into reading fantasy, sci-fi, and epic fantasy material. I love comics, games, books, animals,and i love old timers. Have a dream of owning a '72 barracuda just to look at it.
feel free to message me,if you want. I may not be a good conversation starter but ....

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Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


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On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML


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