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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 August 1983 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 366
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About moondoggie : Hey, I'm Alex. I'm a gamer addict an am into reading fantasy, sci-fi, and epic fantasy material. I love comics, games, books, animals,and i love old timers. Have a dream of owning a '72 barracuda just to look at it.
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Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (1710)

On 11/07/2015 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the one guy sitting next to me, and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 11:23am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML


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On 09/19/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm - intimacy - by Lady Vulva of the Redwater (woman) -

Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


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On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

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