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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1971 (44 years)
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About montyss2000 : Hey. just a laid back stoner here. always in the mood to chat

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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML


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