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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, while I was making love to my wife, she looks up and says, "I'll paint the ceiling white."… Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk… Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was…