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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


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