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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 870
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mongoosemike : I love my chihuahuas way too much. Mechanic. Animal shelter worker. Avid reader. Antisocial. Anxious. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?

I feel everything either too much, or not enough.

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mongoosemike's favorite FMLs

Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23125) - you deserved it (2299)

On 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12440) - you deserved it (29198)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20039) - you deserved it (7041)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26094) - you deserved it (9557)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by cookiecrust (woman) - Singapore

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