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by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…