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molzipan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About molzipan : I have the aesthetic of an 80 year old and the heart of a 12 year old.

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Visits<b>Stefy719</b> - yesterday at 6:52am<b>Bgrish</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:30am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:55am<b>noadditives</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 8:27pm<b>DragonDude</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:31pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:11am<b>SeanV979</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:52am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 9:27pm<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:18pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:43am<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:15am<b>kukumber</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:47pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:05pm<b>fourthlinedust</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Gillett</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:31am<b>Karrotcake</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:02am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:33pm

Fucked!<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:10am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:58am<b>medboutahar</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 11:32pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:10pm<b>StunninW</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:52pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:04pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:14am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 4:02am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:41am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 2:33pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 11:18am

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Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50315) - you deserved it (3460)

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