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mollymoe429

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mollymoe429

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  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mollymoe429 : I'm not very cool but I like dogs, so pretty sure that counts. I'm a free spirit and music addict.. Also I smoke a lot of weed. ❤️ have fun, and don't dwell on things. ✌️ :)

I suck at bios.

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Today, while reading my girlfriends kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

#21437640
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (2262)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23720) - you deserved it (2031)

On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42750) - you deserved it (3193)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

#21314853
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33314) - you deserved it (8242)

On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

#21314515
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I put a picture on Facebook of me without makeup. A "friend" commented: "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied: "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

#21312632
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32555) - you deserved it (3575)

On 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by fistycunt4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38356) - you deserved it (3636)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35581) - you deserved it (4764)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML

#21308349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (2836)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

#21308095
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41945) - you deserved it (5411)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41126) - you deserved it (3519)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

#21303774
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37005) - you deserved it (4280)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (9349)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37980) - you deserved it (11261)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32265) - you deserved it (3962)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)



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