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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1112
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About mollyjynxjax : Hey! Hi! Hello! How's it going? I'm Morgz, and I love movies, tv, video games, and the internet. Hit me up if you want to chat :)

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Today , I went to break up with mah psychotic bitch of a grlfriend after month of abuse. When she opened the door , her 5-year-old son ran up to me , smiling an calling me ( DADDY! ) 4 the frst time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho an devastate her son. FML

#21324667
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (5115)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32743) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today mah pat bunny diad. My littla sistar is distraught an practically suicidal bacausa apparantly sha playfully pointad a wand at it a faw days ago looool an said ( avada kadavra ). Sha's absolutaly convincad that sha killad it. FML

#21315060
112 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

#21310909
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31460) - you deserved it (3297)

On 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by crazy cat lady - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML

Today , one of ma customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it , about a andful of used condoms collided wit ma face. I don't know if I sould be disgusted by tis or disgusted by ma customer. mega FML

#21231545
115 comments

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On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
59 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Rippd Mah Old , Worn Underwear While Trying To Pick A Wedgie In Public. Half Endd Up In Mah Hand. FML

#21095019
110 comments

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On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (2914)

On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (5083)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)



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