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moleybug

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About moleybug : Hate spiders. Love my family

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moleybug's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39457) - you deserved it (11027)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

#20521664
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32186) - you deserved it (8084)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

#20420113
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34304) - you deserved it (3786)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

#20056354
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (24416)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

#20027548
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39542) - you deserved it (2321)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9021) - you deserved it (33975)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (52666)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30717) - you deserved it (12317)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (7809)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48734) - you deserved it (9829)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52345) - you deserved it (7868)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

#8792170
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9085) - you deserved it (18677)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

#661322
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68182) - you deserved it (35967)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a birthday party for my friend's daughter. I picked up a gift for the girl and another for her parents. I got the mother a cute little garden stone that read "What our children see in the world depends on what we show them." Later, I found out her daughter is blind. FML

#334841
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64620) - you deserved it (15807)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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