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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moldypickles : FML is my go to self soothing mechanism/distraction when all else fails. Sometimes you need a reminder the glass is half full.

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moldypickles's favorite FMLs

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21059) - you deserved it (10673)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML


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On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML


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On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML


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On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML


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On 08/22/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML


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On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML


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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML


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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

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