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Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44647) - you deserved it (5547)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML


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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29854) - you deserved it (3698)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML


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