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moksha
  • Town/Country : London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2201
  • Number of comments : 406
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About moksha : The hell is full that's why I am here!

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Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11786) - you deserved it (38215)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

#19523754
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (2118)

On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26280) - you deserved it (2361)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

#19516000
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (16264)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

#19515959
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (2178)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

#19497689
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18036) - you deserved it (3127)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

#19074382
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (2372)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

#19072071
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19255) - you deserved it (2211)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:56am - love - by ThanksMum (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11383) - you deserved it (31546)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada



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