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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About modelos10 : 19. Norway. I love my dog so much that i have a GUINNESS team in my bar.

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modelos10's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47366) - you deserved it (4134)

On 03/30/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by starfishedasshole (man) - United States

Today, in the middle of telling my mother about my engagement, she suddenly broke down in tears about her problems at work and her loveless marriage, and abruptly hung up on me. FML

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59126) - you deserved it (3677)

On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68839) - you deserved it (4156)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60616) - you deserved it (7026)

On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while getting ready to welcome my first child into the world, my father in law decided to "help out" and threw out a bunch of papers I needed. Like my child's application for a health card, social insurance number, and my birth plan, as well as instructions from my doctor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48584) - you deserved it (3523)

On 08/16/2013 at 11:21am - misc - by momma - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML


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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, the guy I was on a date with jokingly challenged me to an arm wrestle. I won. He left. FML

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80881) - you deserved it (9460)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML


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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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