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Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42555) - you deserved it (11937)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42656) - you deserved it (11916)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML


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On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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