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Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46208) - you deserved it (5387)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29689) - you deserved it (2827)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (6740)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (4319)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26726) - you deserved it (19744)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14764) - you deserved it (60756)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (3727)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38599) - you deserved it (7876)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

#14895043
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41756) - you deserved it (13700)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)



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