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mmizbbz210
  • Town/Country : Perfectplaceonearth, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mmizbbz210 : Got 3 beautiful children(2 girls.and a boy). Got my true north by my side, loving me more every step. Live a normal, crazy but chill life. Green is my favorite color(in every form***). Love this site! My fiance and I laugh all the time looking at it and I.decided to join the fun. People amazes me...

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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