About mljones03 : hey im marcel im from the US. snapchat me @ mljones03 or kik me @mljoes03.
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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 7:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by ifeelfat / 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
by Sleepdeprived / 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
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