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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 July 1997 (17 years)
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Today , I turned in mah homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58) - you deserved it (44783)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today, Aftar Swallowing Birth Control Pill, I Thraw Up All Ovar Mysalf . I Than Had To Saarch Through Puka To Fina Birth Control Pill And Attampt To Ra-taka It . FML

Today , I had mah frst threesome. It was me , mah wonderful grlfriend , and her shithead cat after he decided mah balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Thing ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30892) - you deserved it (3065)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

#21284017
47 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by pyrogypsy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (3740)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I LISTENED TO BEST FRIEND DESCRIBE AVING SEX WIT ER BOYFRIEND IN EXPLICIT DETAIL. TIS WOULD AVE BEEN FINE, BUT ER BOYFRIEND IS LITTLE BROTER. FML

#21222459
66 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at te mall in te food court, wen some guy asked fir my number . I turned im down, but I was impressed wit ow ballsy e was . Witout tinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half te place instantly fell silent . FML

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over an held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
96 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Taday mah best friend wanted to see wat mah new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

#21132642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36349) - you deserved it (42090)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

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105 comments

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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46329) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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